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🗓️ 12 June 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hysteria is brought to you by Smalls. |
0:02.8 | What's something funny your cat recently did, Alyssa? |
0:05.4 | Something funny my cat recently did. |
0:07.5 | Oh, poor butters. |
0:09.0 | He doesn't understand what a shadow is. |
0:11.4 | And so he thinks he's chasing birds around the house, but it's really just the shadows. |
0:16.1 | And eventually he runs into a wall. |
0:17.8 | Oh, you know what? |
0:19.2 | Eleanor. |
0:19.5 | He's such a good boy. |
0:20.5 | Eleanor is really obsessed with like, I didn't realize it for a while. |
0:24.3 | He's like, why is she freaking out? |
0:25.4 | But like the reflection of the sun off of a cell phone surface. |
0:28.3 | Oh, if it hits. |
0:29.8 | It's like laser. |
0:30.9 | It's like a laser toy. |
0:32.0 | It's on. |
0:32.8 | She comes alive. |
0:34.4 | This cat, my cat, is 20 years old. I keep thinking she's going to die. I did not think |
0:38.8 | she would make it through 2024. She did. She is doing great. She gained, she's gaining weight back |
0:45.3 | again. It's very, very weird. She looks so good when I saw her. She's, oh, yeah, she's gross. |
0:51.7 | But cats are gross at the end of their lives. That is just something that happens. |
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