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What's something funny your cat recently did, Alyssa?

Something funny my cat recently did.

Oh, poor butters.

He doesn't understand what a shadow is.

And so he thinks he's chasing birds around the house, but it's really just the shadows.

And eventually he runs into a wall.

Oh, you know what?

Eleanor.

He's such a good boy.

Eleanor is really obsessed with like, I didn't realize it for a while.

He's like, why is she freaking out?

But like the reflection of the sun off of a cell phone surface.

Oh, if it hits.

It's like laser.

It's like a laser toy.

It's on.

She comes alive.

This cat, my cat, is 20 years old. I keep thinking she's going to die. I did not think

she would make it through 2024. She did. She is doing great. She gained, she's gaining weight back

again. It's very, very weird. She looks so good when I saw her. She's, oh, yeah, she's gross.

But cats are gross at the end of their lives. That is just something that happens.

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