Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Yestergays. I'm Justin Sylvester. And I am Blakely Thornton.

This is episode 22. Thank you guys.

22. I just want to do a parental warning that when I walked in here, Blakely was sitting down, taking notes.

And first of all, he has a 22 ounce ice coffee, ice coffee.

Yes.

That he is taking a sip from now.

Next to that ice coffee is a dirty chai latte. I don't think there's caffeine in this, though. It's a dirty. There's caffeine in it. Oh, yeah, it's 80 milligrams of caffeine. It's another law? That's a lot, bitch. Is it? Then he has a Diet Coke next to him there. Diet Coke is gay water. It's true. You know what I mean? Diet Coke is just...

Fridge cigarettes. That's hydration. They got a fridge cigarettes. It's a fridge cigarette,

you know? So, like, that doesn't count. So I've had two caffeinated beverages, and really

just one, because I haven't even really drank the coffee. So, like, as we go, it will become

more unhinged. And the coffee has actually hilarious backstory with the context of our podcast. Because say it. Because white man Steve came in and he's great. He's, we love him. He is functional. He's our functional white uncle. He comes and he's like, hey, Blakely, like, have a question. You can say no if you want to? Like, you know, I'm just like, don't worry about it. Like I respect your privacy.

Like, can I like, I have a question. You can say no if you want to. Like, you know, I'm just like, don't worry about it. Like, I respect your privacy. It's like, can I like have your phone number? I was like, we've been working together for a fiscal quarter. Yes. I thought you already had it. By the way, Steve and I text all the time. He is not afraid of me. He is afraid of you. I thought y'all just weren't texting me. I literally felt left out. I was like, oh, okay. But when you say you hate white straight men, I mean, Steve is right there. On the macro level, as a whole. As a whole. As a whole. The royal we, the royal white. Can I just real quick now you're just kidding I'm just kidding go

Steve you get a talk talk talk talk your shit first thing uh white uncle Steve I'm younger than

both of you to uh as far as as far as what what's the thing that we learn in therapy boundaries and and under the circumstances

I obviously was misguided these last few months I didn't have Blakely's number and I thought

that was for a reason and I wanted to respect the boundaries no I love that my host you know That's not a boundary, honey. That's fear. That is fear. I, too, was afraid to ask him for his phone number, just so you know. I was like, is this why I'm never on any emails or calls? Yes. Are we discovering something? We don't want to bother you. You're like, he's going to fucking kill us. He's going to kill us. As someone who suffers from migraines now, this is all new, I can't have coffee. Oh, wow. And it was one of my favorite things in the morning. It's just such a ritual. Like, this is what I require to get through the beginning of the week. This is called like the Monday blast off. Yeah. Because just like, otherwise I'm like, ugh. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here with a fucking caffeine-free minty dying looking at you. But I mean, I'm just, I'm having fun. I'm happy you had a guy, you know what I mean? I couldn't be in a better mood on, on whatever day it is, at whatever time it is. I want to give a shout out to this guy.

His name is G.T. Dave.

He owns G.T.'s Cambucha.

And he had the party of the year this weekend.

Oh, was that that shit with like Diplow and everybody dressed like Chewlers?

Okay. Yes. And let me tell you why. Go off. Let me tell you why. Continue.

First of all, I was hoping I could go because obviously I'm a migraine suffer now and it rules my

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