America, China, and the Tech Cold War with Chris Miller
The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
Comedy Central
4.5 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the weekly show podcast. |
| 0:10.9 | My name is John Stewart. |
| 0:12.0 | It is a lovely date. |
| 0:13.1 | It is May 19th. |
| 0:15.3 | It is Tuesday. |
| 0:17.3 | I'm actually on Colbert tonight. |
| 0:19.3 | So if any, oh, well, this will be airing tomorrow. I'm actually on Colbert tonight. So if any, oh, well, this would be airing tomorrow. |
| 0:21.9 | I'm actually on Colbert yesterday. That's a strange way to promote that. It's my sadly final |
| 0:30.6 | appearance on the late show. And I'm, I just can't wait to spend some quality time with my friend, |
| 0:37.1 | hopefully to the pleasure of the audience |
| 0:39.7 | that we'll be watching. And so I urge all of you, if you are within the sound of my voice, |
| 0:45.8 | please do watch. And not just that. Watch on Wednesday and watch on Thursday. And, you know, |
| 0:52.1 | enjoy, celebrate what has been a remarkable run of a person and, you know, enjoy, celebrate what has been a remarkable run of a person and remove it from |
| 0:59.4 | the melancholy circumstances by which it occurs because his career in broadcasting, and it's |
| 1:06.4 | not over by any stretch of the imagination, but it deserves to be separated from whatever black hole |
| 1:13.4 | of perverse corruption snuffed it out in the first place. And I think that's what I'll be going |
| 1:20.3 | there to do tonight. And that's what I hope that everyone will be doing over these next few days. |
| 1:26.6 | Just truly a once in aetime broadcaster, performer, |
| 1:32.0 | and I can't wait to see him and give him a big old hug. |
| 1:35.3 | But on the way to that, I would be remiss if I did not also discuss the Taiwan ship war. This may be the worst segue I've ever done in the history |
| 1:49.4 | of this program. But it is an important. The President of the United States has just returned |
| 1:54.6 | from his historic trip to China where he got, what's the Chinese word for bupkis? We got bupkis. And we don't really know |
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