We got to keep all on the right side.

You got to keep all on the right side.

I said in my paycheck called for my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to be able to be.

All of the right side. You got to keep all on the bright side, got to be all on the bright side.

All right.

All right.

Today I saw somebody order a coffee from the Taco Bell, and I think that might be the most unhinged thing on the menu.

But you can do that because we're in America.

There's a lot we take for granted living in America, like telling our own leader to fuck off, ordering a coffee from Taco Bell and chanting

USA when Osama bin Laden got wrecked. USA! USA! USA! You can do a shot of bourbon and go to a

Bass Pro shop and ride a four-wheeler. Fuck it! You can barbecue on a Tuesday. You can do a shot of bourbon and go to a bass pro shop and write a four-wheeler.

Fuck it.

You can barbecue on a Tuesday.

You can even hail Satan on a podcast.

That's right.

America has its problems, but let's be honest, we are the coolest nation in the world.

So get your Taco Bell coffee ready because we're talking America on this episode of the Brighter Side. Yeah. And listen, we don't want to talk shit to all of our listeners outside of America, but fuck you. Fuck you. It's cool over here. Yeah, you thought I was going to say something nice. No, no, yeah. Eat shit. We're Americans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to suck on a hot dog. Mmm, yeah. Oh, deep throat and a frown a furter. Yeah, no, but, you know, thank you if you are from out of America. And listen, and I appreciate you and I didn't mean to be so

aggressive there but I can't help because I'm an American bang bang bang bang bang

I will say like to start this episode USA has his problems for sure what what are you talking about

no way everything's perfect in every way but at least like um I I't know. It feels good to be here. Yeah. Because I didn't really know how good it was until I went to Germany. And everything is just so. But you love Germany and said you want to live there at some point in your life. I do. I do. But it's like we couldn't do this in Germany. Yeah. Like talk like this. Like you would go to jail for talking shit.

You think so? And any like, most countries in the world, I would say all of them. Not all of them. If you tell the leader to go fuck off, you could do it in Britain. You can? Oh yeah. I don't think you can. Oh, you definitely can. They all tell the queen and the king to go fucking suck on a fuck. and I left Boris, dude, he was a piece of shit.

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