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So here's something new.

What's up?

This was the headline.

Your phone is dirtier than a toilet seat.

Oh, my gosh.

How many years have we been hearing the same old story?

I don't know.

15, 20 years.

So you rub it down with 70% isopropyl alcohol with a cloth in order to get rid of all the germs.

Remember during the pandemic when they were selling all those boxes of light?

They still do.

It's called the phone soap.

Yeah.

I went into a grocery store like right after the pandemic ended.

And there was a pyramid of these things.

Normally 1299. They were like $1.50. They want you to take them away. Nobody buys them.

But here's what is new. Oh, oh. The new twist. Okay. Five years after the pandemic,

Apple comes out and says, it's okay if you use Clorox wipes.

Oh, really? Yes. On the phone? Yes. They said, now it's okay. Now it's okay. Only took them five

years and figured out. You know, my friend. Here comes a joke. He works in a... What's his name?

Bob. Bob. Creative.

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