What's up, Fungal Associates? Welcome to Completely Arbitrary, the podcast about trees and

other related topics. I am one of your hosts, Alex Croce, and I'm alongside Casey Klapp.

Who sheepishly hangs his head in shame. Here's the deal. This episode, Casey, you put

that shit up in the air, my friend. All right, hold on. Okay, there we go. Oh gosh,

all right. So we're doing a podcast today. It's about a species of juniper in the genus

juniperus in the family Cupersaceae, of which there are many. However, in the middle,

I kind of at the middle beginning, you know, somewhere in the podcast, I refer to it.

You refer to it as the Utah juniper. I confirm that. Right. And then as later in the podcast,

no, I'm not blaming you. No, I don't know. You said it. And I was like, yes, that's right.

I should have been more firm and said, nay, we are doing today the rocky mountain juniper,

spoiler alert. Sorry, I should have said that before. That's okay. Not the Utah, Utah juniper.

I have made the error in the show of saying that they are the same thing. Right. They are

not. Yes. So the episode you're about to listen to, this is not the episode, you guys.

Yeah. Exciting, isn't it? This is a pre-roll to the episode. But it's, we, we, we, we,

we fooled you. Yeah. Can we call this a prologue? Yes. This is the prologue. Yes. The episode

you're about to listen to is the rocky mountain juniper, which we will, we will brand it as such

in the title and all of the, all of the copy on the Instagram will mention this is the rocky

mountain juniper. However, in the first half of the episode, we call it the Utah juniper

about a million times. So just ignore that and do a search and replace. Yes. Every time

we say Utah, replace it with rocky mountain and you've got it. Exactly. And listen, we could

go back and re-record, but that's really not going to happen and not our style. So as always,

the podcast regrets the error. The podcast regrets the error. And with that, enjoy the

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