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It's a new conservative show available wherever you get your podcasts and on YouTube. And joining me now is the host, Stupor Nier!

Hi, Hillary. Thank you so much. Thank you, everyone. Thanks for doing this.

Oh, of course. I'm thrilled to be talking to you and satisfying the promotional obligations in my contractual agreement.

So, what's the name of the show?

Well, I wanted to take the three most important factors of the show and combine them into one incredible title. Are you ready?

Oh, I sure am. Are you ready, studio audience?

Oh, first of all, who is doing the show?

Stu. Stu will be doing the show. Next, what is the show about? The show is about America.

We all love America, right? And finally, what is going to happen on the show?

I'm going to be doing things. So that's how we came up with the show and the title.

Stu does America. Isn't that great?

No, I know what you're going to say before you even say it.

What if we do something else on the show other than talk about America?

Well, that's why Stu does America is the most amazing and versatile title ever created by science.

Don't you want to see how it works?

Okay, if I'm talking about, let's say, politics.

Well, then the segment's called Stu does politics. What if I'm talking about terrorism?

Well, then it's Stu does terrorism. If I'm talking about Nancy Pelosi, it's Stu does Nancy Pelosi.

What about if I'm talking about, let's say, Chuck Schumer. Stu does Chuck Schumer. What if I'm talking about a Cocker Spaniel?

Okay. I think I understand.

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