Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle Studio?

Thank you. The other day, I was having fun in the sun with my good Judy Pamela Anderson.

We were building sea castles on the seashore.

And she said, Kelly, tell me about your day, tell me more.

And I said, 25 years of my life is still,

trying to get up that great big hill of hope for a destination.

But I realized quickly when I knew I should

that the world was made up of this brotherhood of man for whatever that means.

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed just to get it all out what's in my head.

It feels a little peculiar.

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I say,

what's going on? And then I vomited. Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show. Won't you come inside

the Kelly Mantle studio? Good morning interns, meetings in session.

And if you paint your face purple, you'll make a lasting impression.

Today's guest is the CEO of SEX.

She's gone from cracking eggs to cash and checks.

So you better get in line because this diva is meeting and greeting and feeding. Ladies and gentle them, give it up for a mandatory meeting.

Hello. Oh my God. What a delicious poetic introduction. Yes, honey, a little poetry for your nerves, honey.

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