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Welcome, everybody in here out there and all around the world to the late show.

I'm your host Stephen Colbert.

Folks, is one thing.

We're going to tell you.

It's, you know, we've had a rough ride, but it's one thing when the Trump administration comes after our rights or comes after our ideals, but now he's coming after

something we care about. Our money. Right now, make no mistake, our money is under attack.

Thanks for the Trump administration's malicious prosecution of Fed chair and Keebler Elf at the funeral for Snap, Crackle and Pop.

Jerome Powell.

You see, what was, 110 years ago, something like that, the Fed was established specifically to be an independent agency outside of political pressure.

That's what keeps the entire global financial system from collapsing, and all of us going back

to bartering with bales of indigo and little bags of toddler teeth.

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