Amanda Seyfried, St. Vincent | Tsar Wars

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.4 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Attorney General Merrick Garland has made it clear he intends to hold the former president responsible for any crimes related to the insurrection, and recent polling shows a majority of Democrat voters are hoping the current president won’t run again in 2024. Next, Stephen finds it hard to believe that St. Vincent has never been invited to play the National Anthem for her hometown team, the Dallas Cowboys, so he sends this open letter to the team to encourage them to right this wrong. And please keep an eye out for Amanda Seyfried’s missing tortoise, who escaped from his theme-park-like enclosure at her upstate New York farm recently. Stick around for more with the star of “The Dropout,” which is streaming now on Hulu.

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0:00.0	To the class of 2023, the Body Shop would like to share this advice for living more
0:06.4	resiliently. Be kind to yourself. Know that the knockbacks and setbacks will
0:11.6	ultimately help you thrive. Change your mind loudly and often.
0:18.0	Breathe. Your kitchen is your disco. Hit that dance floor whenever you can.
0:23.7	Help your skin thrive with the Edelweiss Skinco range from the Body Shop.
0:28.0	Popping to store or shop online.
0:33.9	Thanks everybody. Down here up there. Everybody out there. And of course all my viewers in Japan.
0:39.9	Welcome to the Late Show. I'm your host Stephen Colbert and I am feeling lucky tonight because
0:47.2	nobody won last night so the mega-millions Lotto Jackpot is over one billion dollars.
0:55.5	Oh yeah. That's billion with a capital N on the end.
1:05.2	A billion dollars. Think of what you could buy with all that money.
1:08.4	A mansion. A yacht. A tank of gas. Not premium but a tank of gas.
1:16.7	For those of you who haven't checked yet, you lost.
1:22.0	Also, last night's numbers were seven, 29, 60, 63, 66 with a mega-ball of 15.
1:36.9	By the way, if I win, I am donating half of my money to find a cure for mega-ball.
1:42.0	Courage. I have a pretty good chance because I'm very good at picking numbers off the top of my head.
1:51.8	17, 36, 54. I could do this all day. 12, 8. By the way, I just said all those numbers and if a
2:01.2	viewer wins using any of those numbers in any combination, I think it's only fair we split the price.
2:08.0	Experts say that's an implicit contract. Experts say that the chances of any of us winning
2:18.2	actually any of the mega-millions are astronomically small. They're about as small as,
2:23.8	oh I don't know, getting hit by debris from the massive Chinese booster rocket that could fall
2:29.2	to Earth early next week. That's right, all next week the forecast is partly cloudy with a chance of
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