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This is a show where we talk about things we see on the internet that usually have to

do with the internet and memory fact checks about like 97%. Why do you bump me down every

week? I started out a hundred years. Then it was 99. Then it was 98. Now I'm down to 97.

Well, I don't know you. I gotta just keep, I gotta make you prove yourself. I'm Rachel.

That is Emily. Let's get on with the news for today. What's up?

Okay, did we want to start by saying what we are and are not going to talk about this

episode? Oh, so we can start. Okay. We are very well aware of the war happening right

now in Ukraine. We definitely stand with the Ukraine people and Putin can go lick my right

toe after I stick it in some dog poop. But this episode, I know it's the news is everywhere.

So we're going to use this as an escape if we're obviously we're going to touch on some

stories around it that are kind of weird. But we are going to on Thursday, I'm doing

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