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The Big Ones

Amanda and Maria WILL play D&D!

The Big Ones

Maria Blasucci and Amanda Lund

Society & Culture, Comedy, Places & Travel

51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Amanda and I are going to start recording D&D games (Dungeons and Dragons) but only if we get to 2k a month on Patreon! So head over there and donate as little as a dollar a month and let's get this game going!!!


CLICK HERE NOW! AND LET'S DONATE AND PLAY SOME GAMES!!!



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0:00.0

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0:11.0

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

0:16.5

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0:28.0

Hey big ones it's Amanda and Maria from the Big Ones. We know you've been missing your special episodes but we're...

0:32.0

But get this you guys. So if you guys

0:35.0

So if you guys aren't part of our Patreon, if you guys don't listen to our

0:40.3

Patreon then you're ridiculous number one and you should go do that right now,

0:45.4

but also there's a new incentive to joining the Patreon.

0:49.2

That's right. If we get up to $2,000 a month, then we're going to start releasing Dungeons and Dragons episodes where Marie and I play Dungeons and Dragons.

1:01.0

We've never played Dungeons and Dragons. We've never played Dungeons and Dragons. We sound dumb when we say it.

1:06.0

But we'll do, this is what we think it is. We've been told that we have dungeon masters, we have a lineup of

1:15.4

dungeon masters that have come forth and said I will lead you into the dragon's lair or whatever you do.

1:22.2

And this is what we think it is.

1:24.3

We think that you just improvise as characters.

1:29.2

Well, I think you do do that, but first you roll the dice. So we're going to just do a little we're going to do a

1:35.2

little thing of like what we think that this is a taste of what we think it would be

1:39.0

like, okay? Okay? Okay. So I roll the dice and I get a four. I get a two and another two. Okay. And so then I go, I go, the beast I am solvitor

1:58.4

I am solvitor the beast from loz The Beast from Los Feelas, I have feet that turn into shooting stars and I can I can soar

2:17.8

across the sky at record speeds.

2:22.3

Okay, so then I roll and I roll, oh my God, I've got two fours, so that means eight.

2:28.1

So then I say, my name is Silvertonton and I am a fairy from the forest of fixtures.

2:40.0

But and because I've rolled in eight I've suddenly sprouted a second pairs of

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