How are you, everyone? Welcome to Why Mommy Drinks. This is Amanda Allen, and I am joined

by the Absolutely Amazing Actor, Intervisor, Activist, Extraordinaire, Jess Allen.

It's right, we're just going to go later, Ethan. Jessica Helena, Ethan, I know you have my favorite number of

names. I have so many names. So many ails and also a spy. Oh, who's that giggling? None other than the Amy Albert

Esquire. What's up, y'all? Musician. Yeah. This is an episode of co-hosts. Look at this. It's my

favorite at once. Unfortunately, Betsy couldn't make it this week, so I'm subbing in and doing my best

to try to keep things organized, which means we're all in trouble. But let's get to the things that

we need to do, which is I am a mother of three. I have a 10-and-a-half-year-old boy and twin

seven-year-old girls that are almost eight, which is absolutely insane. Like, what happened?

I blinked and I have big kids. What about you, Jess? You do have big, I can't believe it. No,

that's crazy. No. Yeah, I have an eight-year-old, I guess eight-and-a-half-year-old, and I guess who

knows? And a four-and-a-half-year-old, two boys. Who I always remember, Jess, they have

this chair the same birthday, even though they are. They do. They share that both November 13th.

So I have three Scorpios in my home. Do you believe in any horoscopes? I have three of them. Yes.

My husband and two boys. So I'm lucky. Yeah, everything's great. I have a five-and-a-half-year-old girl

and a three-year-old boy who's putty training. Oh, you're in it. Oh, first of all, there's a

wiener exposed at all times. Well, that's just, yeah. That's just marriage. Yeah, my friend.

So, oh my goodness, I'm impressed. My four-and-a-half-year-old will pee in the toilet, but he will not poo.

And those are big poops now. And so I'm trying to give him any kind of complex, but yesterday,

he had his penis out. He's not circumcised and was eating trail mix and I look over and he put a

penis in his penis. And I said, get that peed it out. And they tried to eat it. I said, you're

not going to eat that. And as I put your underwear on. And they went to the living room. My other

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