One, two, three.

Skinny face, yeah.

My childhood in a nutshell,

well, it all started in Northampton in the 80s.

I didn't even know I was in the closet,

but I did find George Mikel in there.

My dad was the manager of the local football club,

but the only thing I was tackling was a good act of a Christie.

I don't know why I'm telling you about it.

They've only gone and turned it into a series,

so do yourself a favour and watch my awkward years

in glorious technicala,

changing ends stream-free on ITVX.

Comedy is back in the building.

The sound of spring cleaning.

Steam clean your way to brighter bathrooms

and sparkling kitchens with the car to steam cleaner.

You'll be done before you know it,

with more time to pitch your feet up.

Find your car to steam cleaner at

carcha.co.uk or a car to retailer.

Hey everybody, it's your boy Zee Dog MD.

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