War!

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing.

Say it again.

War!

Hm. All right, happy Thanksgiving to everybody.

I'm in my new place and I am battling the demons of IKEA. I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever and time to hell damnation ever again Frank I had a friend reach out to me today saying they knew it was a recipe

for disaster with you purchasing IKEA furniture that you had to put together and sure enough

the frustration has come out to play already.

Frank, there's a reason why, listen, this is coming from someone that has bought I Ikea furniture in the past, and then you realize why that nice,

sheik modern-esque furniture cost such little money, and it's because you pay that in blood, sweat, tears,

cursing, whatever it may be and the tank we know the tank is always ready to

fucking explode whenever there's any kind of like, you know,

hits an obstacle and those little stick figures.

Those little stick figures, like get those fucking assholes out of it.

You mean the dowels.

Do you, the dowels, the bevels, whatever you want to fucking call them.

But then the instructions are not clear,

their drawings.

How about putting a picture of the final product in those instructions?

So, oh, okay, okay, that's how it goes.

It's just George Royce.

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