Big game, big flavor.

Hot stuff sauce. Let's get saucy.

All right, I dedicate the opening to, uh, Mikey.

God damn it.

Is this how we're gonna like and bear fans everywhere I don't want that but it at a bada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da The bears are feeble.

They are very terrible.

They can beat the pack. They'd even lose if I was her quarterback

It can't be denied anymore

Justin Field is a bus the Bears another year going down the train

They have no pride and knows no joy in Illinois

Dutiful song.

What the fuck is with me?

Why do they always stink every single goddamn year dude? It is literally like

clockwork every year with attackers every year we lose every year I lose a hundred dollars placing a bet on them and it is always a bet I know that's going to lose and it's like I'm sorry

You're a liar. I mean

I mean

You're not dude you're talking with your chest out pumping your chest like the bears are this and I told you they were going to get absolutely manhandled

This is a manhandled and that's exactly what happened. I'm going to say the same thing on Sunday.

Right now I think that they're going to lose.

But by time Sunday comes, uh, I'm going to be full foot pledge

betting on the bears because I'm...

I'm totally convinced they're beating the bucks this weekend.

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