Like the Christmas tree going up, holiday lights, and dolphins crumbling apart, like a cheap cookie that's been sitting in your pocket for too long and is stale and dead.

It's another December dive. I want to take my Christmas tree and throw it into a wood chipper.

Frank.

Seasons over.

over, misery, pain, and suffering will never end.

It's allowed me to be frank.

And we're now enter the 18th level of hell.

This is the worst podcast of all time, Frank.

What are we doing here?

So Frank, can you just walk your listeners through what happened last night?

The dolphin season unraveled?

Scott Van Pelt and Tony Romo were both dancing gangman style.

Well, say that again?

Both Tony Romo and Scott Van Pelt were dancing gangman style.

Oh, gang up so, okay. Romo and Scott Van Pelt were dancing Gungman style.

Oh, Gung up so, okay.

All right.

You know, Jim, it's gonna happen!

He actually sounds like someone's like actually like

squeezing his mother-fucking balls and holding his

fucking nose when he talks. His voice sounds like something that sounds like

a fucking goddamn mother-fucking chalkboard

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