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The Michael Dairy Show is on the air. Oh! The

I'm a

I'm going to be able to be. I'm going to be. James Tolerico came out and opposed voter ID laws.

And he did so because he said Texans don't have driver's licenses.

This is a subject I happen to know a fair amount about because the law went into effect in

2014 and the first secretary of state who implemented the law happened to be my wife.

And that's why she traveled to all 254 counties to speak in every black church that would have her, every Spanish language church that would have her, every white conservative church that would have her, every high school, every college, you name it.

It was a whirlwind of explaining that there are seven forms of identification

that are permissible to be used to vote.

And if you do not have one of those, then it is absolutely free to you, the state will pay for it, for you to go to the nearest DPS station,

and they will make you an identification.

Now, you might say, well, it just feels unfair to poor people what don't have no identification.

Before you allow yourself to believe that,

I want you to consider this. Don't we want poor people to have welfare if anybody's going to have welfare? Do you know that you have to have ID to have welfare to get welfare?

Do you know why?

Because otherwise we'd run out of welfare.

You go to, if you go to get the government cheese and you show up and go, hey, I need some government cheese, we need ID.

I don't have none.

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