It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Derry Show is on the air.

And now a totally random week in review from the past.

Take a guess when this was.

What I ought to do is stop reading emails.

I am too accessible.

People will say, hey, today there was a moment where for 0.8 seconds, the audio cutout,

did you miss something?

You need to know that because that's not good. And then what it makes me do is just rage. I'm way too accessible.

Because if I were to say, I tell you what, don't listen to the show. I love your show. It's the

greatest show ever. Well, then stop picking at every detail because you wear me out.

The Democratic National Convention is officially underway.

Planned Parenthood Mobile Clinic. They have set one up just outside the United Center.

They're actually going to be offering free abortion medication, inflatable IUDs, and

vasectomies. Activists are handing out abortion medication as they run around dressed as little

abortion pills. My goodness alive.

I'm not exaggerate.

It is a bigger freak show than a 19th century circus.

The bearded lady?

Oh, she's having an abortion on stage.

What's really been fascinating is to watch the men of the Democratic Party model a kind of masculinity that is

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