It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. Well, it's a story we thought we wouldn't have to tell again.

We were happy to leave this story behind.

Unfortunately, leaving behind is not what city of Houston rump ranger, Joey Ellis, was known for.

This story has reared its ugly head from the bowels of badness.

The city of Houston under Sylvester Turner, perhaps because of his leadership,

had a rump ranger who apparently wearing a badge was showing up in the parks

and telling the men who were there that they could either let him

booty bang him or he'd take him to jail it was a terrible terrible thing but it was the

sylvester turner administration what can you do well the feds are now according to the fbi

um they're going to be charging him with 20 federal charges.

I've spoken to some of the feds involved in this thing.

The U.S. Attorney's Office is on this.

He would take their driver's licenses and their cell phones.

He would pull in behind their vehicle to block them.

And they don't know.

Well, Rump Ranger, do, do I, I just pooped over it.

I didn't wipe.

Do I have to let you get off on me?

They don't know because they're not really sure an old Rump Ranger.

Not only would he engage in banality and buggery on innocent men walking through the parks of the city of Houston,

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