I'm embarrassed to tell you all this but I actually hang out with some very haggardly hoes.

I am not kidding you, these women that goes to my church and get in my car and we rides around.

Okay, for the last six weeks we've been going every Friday night to get some free catfish at the Catholic church.

And you say free, I thought they charge, yes, yes but these women that go down there with they act like oh we so

poverty but we love the Lord they make the sign of the cross they fall down on one knee

and the pole

preys ain't got no cherish but to give them that and a double

helping of cold slaw goods. I ain't trying to put nobody on blast or

spot like that but everybody know what I'm talking about,

Karnak Zendoria, Eldoris Finney, and Beverly Budwine.

Yes, that's them women's that can do all the segments.

I had confessed all this to the new preacher down at Mount Holy out of Second Baptist

Zion Church according to the court and Christ I sat on third and joint streaking

orange and I say what should I do he said get your nose out of other people business.

It don't affect you. Your reputation's already ruined.

Why do you even give a carer? And I said, well, that's a good parent isn't it? Tell you mama and I asked how she

do it okay now back to the Michael Berry program. You all know the person that if you ask if they want a coffee and they have an elaborate order.

If you're on your way to pick up coffee for the office, you regret it immediately.

And you think to yourself yourself if you just call Cats Coffee

K-A-Z coffee.com then you wouldn't need to fill up the coffee, you wouldn't need to cover it up with all that other stuff.

Because the coffee itself would be roasted, blended right here in Houston, and it would be be delicious and you would enjoy it. But when you have bad coffee,

you have to fill it, you have to cover it up. You know, when I first, when I had my first cup of coffee, I sat with my grandmother.

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