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I thought you as a Catholic, though.

No, that's true.

I was confirmed that a Catholic back in the day,

and they asked me, do I agree with everything the Pope has said and everything the church has taught?

I said, girl, I don't know nothing about all this history.

I do the best I could. And then it comes to find out, they got Jimis Hitchko and these crazy things.

And the Pope of the Catholic Church, blessing ice cubes.

And then they're going to have a Muslim bowing down room. I've told y'all that the word mosque come from mosquito due to the way they squat down and face mecca.

Oh, Lord.

I don't know.

And now they got this new Anglican church.

Do that mean it's like crazy Episcopalians or the ones that were supposedly to be there?

I don't know what church should adjourn.

I feel like Joseph Smith of the Mormons.

I won't do...

I ain't go as far as to invent my own religion

or write my own scriptures from the hell.

What, Tusa, what do you think about the Mormons?

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