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It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air.

All right.

And then we have other things we need to get to.

We'll go back to Tom Davies, our gyneciatrist.

Do you have that Sherlock C. Liquor bit where she mentions a gyneciatrist?

We can do it later.

The basis of the story was a 91-year-old woman.

They did a welfare check on her, and she was holed up in her room, gaming, on a a video game trying to beat her personal best.

And we thought that was the funniest and most awesome thing ever.

But we really love old people here.

We're the number one show for old people.

True story.

In the ratings, we are the number one show for old people. When you measure 35 plus, when you measure 55 plus, we're 99.9% of the audience.

I think somebody might be listening to KSPJ for five minutes, but that's about it.

But when you go 35 plus, but when you limit it to 55 plus, we are dominating.

You ought to see me, we are dominating. Dominating.

You ought to see me, and I'm not joking.

You ought to see me walk the halls of my dad's old folks home.

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