It's that time.

lock and load.

The Michael Berry Show is on the air.

Have you seen this traffic out here? People have lost their mind behind all this Christmas stuff, hey?

Lord, they already be down there just swarm and everything.

Good Lord.

Never saw nothing like this before.

Mm-mm.

Just look at them white folks loading up their kids and all their minivans.

They know that Thanksgiving just around the corner and they better make their Christmas plans,

honey, they go in droves to the stoves just to go sit on Santa Claus's lamp with their little artificial Christmas trees in a little mitted sweater they put on their cat.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, let's go, let's go to the stowes What's y'all going down there for artificial snow? That's igneous. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up,

hurry up, let's go. Let's go to the mall. You can't get up in there.

Them white people, they're up in that having a ball.

I see them white folks charging their credit cards out to the max, honey.

Just buying everything out. Why can't they just chill you know relax?

Then white folks get spending money like it growed on trees. I ain't never found nothing like it

Honey, they need to be down on their knees.

Shoot.

Now let me tell you something.

Now with my 19 children, they know they get popped in the mouth.

If they start to work in my nerves when I'm trying to shop at the grocery store,

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