It's that time.

Lock and load.

Lock and load.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air. There is a tree grows near our house. It's been there quite some time.

Now the tree is a slippery elm tree in awful hard decline.

But when my wife gets after me in that tree I always roost.

Well, I can go right up just like a healthy squirrel. I don't never need no goose.

But the other day a woodman came round to chop my refuse down, kept mumbling something

I wanted to split it into Kenlan Wood and then spread it around the town. I said to him I said look here my friend hold on to

says whoa stop put down that forest raiser chop not a single chop. Woodman, Woodman spare that tree touch not a single dow.

Three years it has protected me and I'll protect it now.

Go check! me and I'll protect it now. Go chop a note, get a birch or pine, but save old slippery there, that's mine, that's the only street that my wife can't climb, Mr. Woodman. Spared for me.

I said to him, I said to him,

I said, Woody, can you see that whole way up near that old tree top I got five dollars

in soft money up there and it's yours if you refuse to chop

Now no one can climb that tree but me because really friend it's too slippery

fact matter is I can't get up there very well myself unless my wife is asked

them me now I'm going to go home and get my wife and proceed to call her a very naughty

word. Then all you do is stand by while I do that imitation of a bird. Now you ain't going to know just where I go that is why my wife's around.

But the only thing I ask you Mr. Woodman if you don't see me here on the ground,

Woody. If you don't see me here on the ground. Woody, you're gonna spare that tree touch not a single dial

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