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Ian writes, ZAR I have a predicament a year ago. I'm going to pay attention you might be the one that could help with this.

You tend to be pretty good with this kind of stuff.

A year ago we installed turf in our backyard.

It is beautiful. Kids love it.

I love it.

Very peaceful.

Six months ago we started seeing holes in the turf.

All right, you see we've established our characters.

We've set the location.

We're all invested in what's going on.

Now we have presented the problem.

Okay, this is where this is where the novel takes off. Unfortunately, I thought

it was my dogs, so they were wrongfully convicted. Okay, so now we have the moral dilemma. We've made the mistake, all right?

How are we going to fix this? Okay, I like, I like the storytelling technique.

More recently, I've seen a growth in the amount of holes we have.

The problem's getting worse.

So that's creating this need to fix it. This artificial, you know, advancement of the narrative. Like in that, you know,

like when they got to go, the ticking time bomb and you see how many seconds are left that creates this

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