It's that time.

Lock and load.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air.

The

The show is on the air. Honey I was driving up here a little cypress to get this old turquoise Cadillac of

Washington who pulled me over but the Texas State Trooper Woman.

Talk about isn't any reason that you don't be having your seatbelt on?

I said, yes, because it's uncomfortable and it matched my breastesses.

And she had a nerve to write me a ticket anyway and scan my car and

in and for all my information. I felt so violated. I wish them people quit

trying to raise money by bothering me. I ain't got no money for these people. Obama got all my money,

I'm waiting for him to give it back. When is that sequester supposed to kick in?

Somebody need to ask Michael Bear, whatever happened to that North Vietnamese man, Kim

South Unchaw.

Uh-oh, or whatever his name is.

One minute he was blustered and oboviating and talking like the crazy last drunk man at the karaoke boy.

And now he doesn't disappear.

I bet when him security guards slipped him some bad boot-dam balls and the way he went.

You'll never hear about it though.

They could replace him easy, just pick anybody off the street.

Hell I told you they trying to get me to run for city council. the local government access channel Access Channel. They have them City Council meeting. That is televised chloroform.

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