It's that time.

Lock and load.

Lock and load.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the reservation named Roy.

He'd watched them tires and videotapes and sit there and get drunk as I ate

and before he left he went and named me boy

and mama said he said I wasn't his and what he said I was I can't say I guess

but I I reckon I ain't no weir boy.

All I know is before they got a divorce, he said something about crazy horrors and life ain't easy for a Sioux name boy.

Well, I thought I was. Life ain't easy for a Sioux named boy.

Well, I thought I was an unfortunate lad,

but then I grew up when I saw they had a room named after

where people peed. And all them people they came and went and me I never made a sense

so I got looking for what was coming to me.

And it was Baker's Field in mid-October and it's been a while since I'd

been sober and I hit the palace in my blue corduroy. And out there dancing in his cowboy boots just dancing like a cheetah to the buckeroos was that

egg sucking soo that named me boy.

Well I went up and grabbed him by the collar and he said boy give me a dollar and why don't you get me and Jane a beer.

Well about that time old Jane passed out and Dad went staggering through the crowd and I caught up with him and he said let's get out of here

Well he wound up splitting the patty melt and I told him just the way I felt and he just looked at me and took another bite.

I said what's wrong? He said I'm full poor I said why didn't you name me sitting

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