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It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. I will now read to you my late-night Facebook posts last night.

The most uninspired thing you can tell somebody

when they post several times or say something silly is,

you're drunk!

First of all, Stone cold sober at that moment um number two um are you retarded

i don't understand what the this i can't imagine you're sitting at home scrolling on your phone you follow this

guy because you follow him on the radio for whatever reason you may listen every day or sometimes

but you don't dislike the person unless you're grudge listening which is a whole different level of

weird so you're followingudge listening, which is a whole different level of weird.

So you're following this person.

You listen to them on the radio. You've chosen to follow them on Facebook. And they post things.

Random, silly thoughts.

And it crosses your mind. I would like

to contribute to the conversation.

I'd like to add my voice to what's being said.

Now, he doesn't know me, and few, if any, people on here know me.

They're not my immediate family.

But I would, I'd like to come up on stage and say something that will be read by everyone else.

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