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I don't touch y'all, because y'all are not fucking fun,

you y'all are not fun. Some of y'all are, y'all are not fun.

Some of y'all, man, I just said you're not fun, okay? I don't make fun of y'all, because y'all are sad a lot too and I feel bad. I don't know. Y'all like to be sad, I think. I have a buddy up here. I invited him out. I was like, you won't come out tonight? He's like, I can't, man.

Everything going on in the world, it's just hard to even get out of bed.

I was like, your dad pays your rent. It's hard to get out of

bed because you're in a tip-repeedic, brother, okay? You know? $9,000 mattress.

You know who the opposite is? I hate to go back to it, but it's rednecks, dude.

They'll have the worst life to be happy as hell.

I've had conversations almost exactly like this, people in my hometown.

I just be like, Miss Hayes, I haven't seen you in forever,

and their rednecks give you the past six months with a smile.

Just be like,

oh, I was on top of the trailer, right, taking the Christmas lights down. I trip, I fall, I break my damn neck, okay? They take me to the hospital. I got a tumor. Stage three, I got to go into chemo in two weeks, all right? While I'm at the hospital, found out my husband was fucking that hussy down the street

Brenda, you know that bitch at the bank,

yeah, and my daughter Abigail,

she got a divorce. at the hospital found out my husband was fucking that hussy down the street brenda you know that

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