It's that time.

lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. Relax for a moment and don't be uptight.

Relax for a moment and just for a moment

have a laugh.

I pride myself on having friends across a broad spectrum of backgrounds, goofiness, income. And I can tell you that when my friends get together, the most interesting guy in the room for everyone there is never the richest

guy. It's always the working class guy because they want to know what he does. They want to know his opinion. He's got good. He's always got good jokes.

I had a reporter one time who heard me and a black friend of mine going back and forth insulting each other

and he said he was offended and my black friend said stop being such a little bitch and he couldn't believe it. And the

point was we're dear friends you understand that Michael and his wife are two of the closest friends my husband and I have?

And the fact that he's white non-black makes it fun and it should be fun. The only

people bothered are white liberals truthfully. Blacks will pretend to be, but they're not.

Black friends of mine don't call me and put on errors or they're like,

what's up Mike?

Well you know I gotta call you Mike

because all you say is black people call you Mike

so I gotta call you Mike that's the rules right we have fun with it hey Terrence don't be late Thursday. I don't want you on CP time. That's colored people time

don't be late this ain't a CP time event.

It's all white people.

Don't embarrass me.

And they fall out.

You know why blacks like Trump?

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