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Lock and load.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air.

Yeah. is on the air. The three calls on hold are drunk mark.

There's no category.

There's no description of his call.

And Bob and Jill.

What are the chances drunk Mark is calling in about the Iran deal?

And if he is, what are the chances you want to hear it?

I got caught up during the break.

I posted on Facebook.

I said, how many pounds have you added since the day you graduated high school and how many years has that been?

And what was your school mascot?

And it looks like the case that for fellas, about 30 to 50 pounds is how much you've added if it's been 30 or more years since you graduated.

So kind of a graduated high school at 285, now I'm 215 to 25.

By the way, not to brag, but I hit the 180s again today.

I normally hover somewhere between 192 and 197, and if I get close to 200, I start panicking and running around naked with, you know, skies falling because I know that once I hit two, I might get back up to 240.

And if you're thinking 240, you've got to understand, I've got a small frame.

I'm not built to be an offensive lineman.

I'm built to be like Wes Welker's ball boy.

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