It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air.

And now a totally random week in review from the past.

Take a guess when this was.

Dude, you want to have homoes as neighbors.

I'm going to tell you something.

I would subsidize having homo as a neighbor.

They're great neighbors.

First of all, there are no grass growing under the abandoned cars in their front yard.

They're going to keep the nicest yard on the block.

If you just treat them like normal people, they're so ecstatic.

Hey Tommy, how y'all doing?

Y'all need anything?

Oh, God, no.

How God?

He just talked to us like we're normal people.

That's all they, I'm serious.

More important than anything, I discovered the glories of the Waffle House.

No matter how wrecked and obnoxious you are or how late at night, they're nice to you.

You never hear somebody come out of Waffle House saying, you know, that really wasn't that good.

You never leave Waffle House thinking, you know, their quality is really slipped.

...