I went down to the library this morning where they was voting. I don't vote. I don't

register the vote because I know that's when they checked your criminal record and

your critics go.

See, that's why it's hard to get black people to register the vote.

It's a rumor go around the community

that as soon as you sign that and send it in and pop they put a warrant out on it.

And they do your credit search and they've had people had their cell phones took away

just for registering to vote for Obama.

Now that's dirty. that's voter ID fraud, ain't?

Get the Sheila Jackson Lee down here and tell her I need something dead about all this.

I ain't voted in 25 years. It was for Jesse Jackson. Run, Jesse run.

I've a time has came. Lord I can't even remember who won that. Was that Walter Mangloin or Michael Declastics?

That's back when a Democrat couldn't win nothing up in here.

All that politics worked my nerves so bad, Michael Berry.

You know, I can't hardly even stand it. I don't look at it no more.

I've switched to the Food Network. I've set up in there all day long looking at white people make donuts on TV now that's it.

Joe Biden's so impotent he can't even keep Facebook up.

Facebook is offline right now for those of you wondering.

You know it's interesting because I have studied the audiences of Twitter and Facebook for 10 years now.

And we get much better interaction engagement on Facebook than we do on Twitter.

We do all right on Twitter, but there are much bigger accounts.

They are people who just do Twitter all day.

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