It's that time.

Time, time, time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Verishow is on the air.

You just tuned in.

Hunter Biden has cut a deal with the feds to make his case basically go away.

Misdemeanor cases.

You know, lying on a gun application, a felony.

You know, taking bribes from the Ukrainians and the Chinese.

You know, all the things that were on his laptop, they told us weren't there and now admit there are.

It's a misdemeanor.

A misdemeanor is a lower category than a felony.

Because you know, we got to slap him on the hand a little bit and say, Hunter,

don't smoke crack in the White House anymore.

Stop getting women pregnant that you say you didn't get pregnant, but the blood shows you did.

Stop filming yourself with Russian hookers, putting pistols and hoos and in your mouth and in your ear and in your butthole and everywhere else.

And stop wearing diapers all the time and stop doing, are we good?

Yeah.

Okay. All right.

Okay.

We just want to make sure you were taking this very seriously.

Yeah.

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