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And now exclusively for friends of the Michael Barry show, I am your moment of ignorance with Sherlock Hugh Licker.

How you doing?

Me and Wattuso was on our way to the dollar store yesterday, and we was listening to a radio preacher on there.

And he was getting good, and he got to the part about, you know, bow your head, close your eyes.

And, oh, I was so into it.

Next thing I woke up, I had bashed completely upside of Dairy Queen.

Oh, I have got to get some insurance on that damn Cadillac. I had to go to the doctor

this morning and get my pain pills and my nerve pills and everything. And he said, what is all this

hair on here? I said, where? He said, all over your damn face. Oh, my God, I had been forgotten to

take my hormone pills.

Of course, I had to sign a wafer farm before they give me this shot.

But now I'm good, honey.

I'm sitting here buzzing along like a five-horsepower outboard motor, baby.

I might have to get up on that damn internet and find me a match.com or somebody.

Save your money, honey. You're not going to find nothing good on them things. Everybody on there is just mobily obese, including me. So they need to rename all that

Ignat's whale watches online, honey. And don't ever get on camera with them. Oh, you'll get a complex

so bad. You think you can't never do no better than that.

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