We got a full tank of gas half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

That's where we're going riding in the tank.

We're walking in the open. Ever living thing is loose within each of its lines.

Sorry folks, parks closed. The most out front should have told you.

Beautiful Jesus.

I like my Barbary show.

Oh my God.

David writes from Honolulu.

On one of our flights into IAH back in the late 80s, we encountered the worst landing of our lives.

We were certain the plane was going to skid or be blown off the runway, but a very skilled and I'm sure not a rookie.

Pilot brought the aircraft safely to the gate.

Currently listening to all five hours a day of your podcast in Honolulu, Hawaii, and we're glad you are.

All right, 713-999-1000, 713-999-1000, a quick story.

The first McDonald's restaurant was opened in 1948 in San Bernardino, California.

You tend to think of McDonald's as the pioneer fast food franchise restaurant.

But by the time that first McDonald's, they hadn't even started franchising it opened.

There were already over 100 dairy queens because 10 years prior to that opening in Molene, Illinois,

John Fremont McCullough and his son Alex developed a way to make soft serve ice cream.

They convinced a friend offer the product at his ice cream store in nearby Kankake, Illinois.

My dad's people are from Kankake. I did not know this.

Actually, my dad was born in Moments, Illinois, but his people are from Kankake.

They convinced a friend to offer the product at his ice cream store in nearby Kankake, Illinois,

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