It's that time.

lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. Oh, So, How you're doing? Honey, you're doing.

How you're doing.

This is Shirley Q Liquor.

Well, honey, you meet all kinds down here in the hood. I was at the check

place yesterday going in there and I was standing behind what I thought was a

lady. tall lady, and I was

staying her down and she had on heavy, heavy perfumes and a hair looked good but it look a little too good, if you know what I mean.

And I glanced it downward and caught the sight of her muscular legs, and that gave it away. She was a drag queen. And so I started looking

around trying to catch her eye and she looked at me and I said, who is your mamas?

Oh, and she went off on me. She read me for fear.

She's talking about, you don't just come up to a lady and start asking them, court, and just went crazy up and then I told her I said

slow down I said because my brother-in-law he fruited and I said you look just like he and she said no she wasn't no kin except that was her baby dad. And then I got

confused. I didn't know what she's talking about then. See I'm from a day in the old days, wherever a town had one drag queen, but they didn't have children.

But nowadays with the technologies and things. You just don't know what you're dealing with

till you look up under their dress. Oh well, tell your mama, if that is your mama, then I ask her how she does.

Bye, honey.

I'm going drag queen wiggling her lips in my face.

CF Beasley writes, like Clay Travis, you said some dumb things on the air.

I guess because it's hard to avoid when you spend so much time talking.

You obviously don't cook much because you don't mention roasted red or yellow bell peppers

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