It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Derry Show is on the air. My wife sent me an email. My wife sent me an email.

She is not a pop culture person, to say the least.

And growing up in India, a lot of frames of reference I have.

She doesn't have because you take for granted when you say, where's the beef?

That everybody knows what you're talking about.

Or who Elvis Costello is.

Or none of that.

None of that means anything to her.

So she sends me an email of an article she has written.

I mean, she has read.

And its subject line is Goldfish is changing its name to Chilean seabass.

Here's why. She writes, this is very troubling. I assume it's true.

And it's an article in Food and Wine magazine that says, say hello to Chilean seabass.

Say goodbye to goldfish.

You know, the little goldfish, you like them, at least for a little while.

On Wednesday, the famous snack brand announced it is officially changing its name to Chilean Sea Bass,

which will be available for sale at Chilean SeaBass, which will be available

for sale at Chilean Seabass Crackers.com. Why? Because according to Goldfish, or Chilean SeaBass,

it wanted to remind everyone that its crackers aren't just for little kids. So they go through

the whole thing.

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