It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Derry Show is on the air.

This town needs an anima.

The following feature has been rated R.

It is intended for mature audiences.

Have you ever been with a girl, boys?

That's it, boy.

Get in there nice beeper.

I can put my whole fist in my mouth.

Want to see?

You know what you look like to me

with your good bag and your cheap shoes?

You look like a rogue.

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.

Don't you put that on us!

I fart in your gender direction.

It's famous stuff. All celebrities use that. Radio announcers and everything.

I say that bar is just like a tattoo. Gets under your skin.

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

I'm going to be moaning and I got myself a beer.

Do you remember when we asked people to submit their best foghorn leghorn?

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