There are some certainties in life that rarely ever change.

And I don't know that we want them to.

One of them is the strip mall.

They're the same everywhere you go.

Doesn't matter what part of the country you're in.

The strip mall will be almost identical to the strip mall a thousand miles away.

Al Madrigal is a comedian.

We've used his stuff before.

And he has a good bit about the kinds of stores that you find in a strip mall you know the

strip mall too bunch of businesses that got together to become roommates where he's a quiz nose

nail salon liberty tax they con some poor Mexican-American teenager

to dress up like the Statue of Liberty.

I'm trying.

They'd be ashamed of themselves.

Laundremat, cigarette wholesaler, karate studio.

Tie massage.

Every one of the businesses is owned by somebody of a different ethnicity.

It's like a giant stucco American dream catcher.

This kind of reminds me of that bit by Matt Mitchell,

the one where he plays.

Matt Mitchell's a comedian.

He lives, I think, in Alabama.

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