I've been living in New York about six years now,

and when I first moved there,

I had a huge fear I was going to get mugged constantly.

Like every time I left the house, I was like,

here it comes,

someone's going to take everything.

I got over my fear because I learned a trick,

and now I use this trick all the time.

Whenever I think someone might try to beat me up or mug me,

I fake a Russian accent.

You're welcome. It's genius.

I'll be walking home late at night.

Two dangerous looking thugs walk up to me like,

yo man, you know a neighborhood you're right?

You think this bad neighborhood?

Russians are the scariest white people.

They've earned it.

Denise, you're on the Michael Berry show.

Go ahead.

Oh, hi, Michael. I'm calling because of something you said on another show, which was that you were

interested in hearing from professional musicians that have relocated to Nashville.

Yes.

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