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You know this morning I was thinking about this big old girl?

Big woman used to be the assistant manager over here at the Derry Queen.

You remember?

Name was chiffon.

You remember old big chiffon?

I remember working down there.

Every morning at the cracker dawn you see her arrive by 6'4-4-5, big old broad shoulders, big old hips.

Everybody know you ain't gained no lip to miss chiffon.

No, Lord, not to her she knocked your t vows she was tough missy for

yes lord nobody seemed to know where she called home she's just drift in the town she stay all alone

she ain't said much kind of quiet and shy and if you spoke at all you better just say how you

doing this your phone big she's fond she didn't like no kind of conversation not her lord

big she boy big old hips on her big old woman somebody say she come

from new orleans that she got in a big fight with a casin queen and a crash and blow from a huge

right hands in a louisina to the promised land. That's your four.

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