It's that time.

lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. Oh, I some dude drove off.

Drove off Pier 21 into 30 feet of water early Sunday morning.

Ramon, do you say 30 foot of water or do you say 30 feet of water?

Okay, we say foot.

Pier 21 is at the intersection of 21st and Harborside in Galveston.

Po-po-Poh have arrested the fellow for DWI. Can you imagine this dumbass is driving along probably

thinking he's just got to get home and not get a D. W. I. And you go off. Because how many times have we seen this in the movies? But you can't imagine it ever happens. Investigators say one person managed to escape the vehicle and told officers

there may have been three other people inside.

May?

Are you not sure how many of you all were driving along when the car launched off the pier into the water?

Or are you just not sure how many got out?

Ted Kennedy.

Because you ain't waiting around to help Mary Jo Capacny nor anybody else.

Po-po-po later said that the three were not in the car

and are now accounted for and safe.

That's pretty good they got out of there.

You know the drill is, Ramon, you got to get out of there before the water pressure

with the wind windows up. The driver identified as 21 year old

Caleb Joseph Hayes of Dickinson. He was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated.

Huh. Obviously he didn't know about Ted Kennedy.

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