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People always ask me,

Ms. Lick, do you support the police and all this?

Do you help a crime investigate?

I don't get nowhere near them damn people.

Why do you think I'm on nerve pills now if it wasn't for Po-? You know the other day they stopped Beverly Bud wearing down here by the circle in her purple bureauc hang. They claimed she had made a rolling stop or

something like that. She said how I'm supposed to stop all this damn car and roll a

journey at the same time? Now in Texas they had these canine units and they go,

a big old German Shepherd go through your car. But in Louisiana, they use actual live

raccoons. They put a whole load up in your car. They will tear your upholster out. I had one

them raccoons completely ate one of my bare white eight tracks honey way back in the

older times there used to be a bumper sticker and it's said on that if you don't like the police

then next time you get robbed call a hippie honey back then if i needed somebody to help me or get

revenge or something i just called my cousin fruit bowl you remember fruit ball never said nothing

he just made them clicking sounds i hate when the police used the abbreviations on me sitting there talking about. We're going to have to take you in for FTA and all this, DRI. I want you to spell it out for me. I want you to go on and say failure to appear. Because by the time you get through that being said, I'd be done done, slipped out them handcuffs and ran halfway down the street, honey. I may be so fat it taking me two minutes to get off the couch, but when that po-po put out them cuffs, honey, I can sprint. Okay? Anyway, now back to the Grizzly Adams Show. I mean, Michael Berry. Oh, my God, that beard looks so nasty.

Fift that needs, oops, steam, come out here and do something with it.

The filing period for the spring primary, which is to be on the ballot for next November,

is Saturday, November 8th through Monday, December 8th. Now, what ends up happening is that most folks don't pay attention to what's happening until the primary is upon us.

For the March primary, that means, say, February.

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