It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Derry Show is on the air. Good morning. How's you doing? This here is Shirley Cue Licker with your morning

traffic report from the corner of Third Street at Martin Luther King Drive. How you doing?

Well, it hadn't been too much here without this morning. It was a turquoise Cadillac that came through here a while ago, and I could swear that

was my sister's barred my car.

And if I catch her, I'm a cursor out, because she's not supposed to be riding around with the bass music pumping like that.

Trunk, we fly in open and closed.

That's ignorant. It was the 18 wheeler was by here a few minutes ago and did not come to a complete stop.

I told him, I said, y'all's a lucky eye.

It's not an officer of the law.

I'd be writing tickets behind all these eggnets up in here doing foolishness this morning.

Anyway, I'm hungry.

Could y'all send me some egg McMuffins or something down here and some hot coffee?

My nerves are just stressed out. Why y'all drop me down here and some hot coffee. My nerves are just stressed out.

Why y'all drop me down here?

Anyway, drive carefully, honey.

They need a quarterpocket.

The village people announced last night that they would be performing at the Trump inauguration.

So we started with the village people, and Ramon decided he would play all homo artists for the rest of the show.

So after the third such gay song, I got a number of emails on the subject, and one of them said,

y'all are going pretty gay today, which wouldn't be a big deal except that's from gay Dave.

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