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The Michael Berry Show

AM SHOW HR 2 | More Harris County Shenanigans

The Michael Berry Show

KTRH

Politics, Society & Culture, News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0

It's that time.

0:07.0

I don't know where you people come from.

0:12.0

I don't know if you test your products, your quality of your products, your products are very delicious.

0:18.0

I love your sausage for 30-something years, but I can't take and feed a family of five on a little 12-ounce roll of sausage.

0:25.0

I don't mind paying you more money for your 16-ounce roll of sausage, but you don't have it anymore.

0:31.0

You've got a 12-ounce roll, and you've got three men that weigh over 200 pounds of peace, a woman that's a little plump,

0:39.0

scotch girl, and a daughter who's 13, and you're going to try to take a 12-ounce roll of sausage.

0:45.0

And a couple of dozen eggs and feed that, it ain't going to work.

0:48.0

And I'm not going to purchase your product anymore or ever again.

0:52.0

And as far as your 16-ounce and maple and sage, I don't eat that.

0:56.0

I'm not from the north. I'm a Texas man.

0:59.0

Jimmy Dean's sausage is for southern people to eat with the breakfast with the fried eggs and the tea-bone steaks.

1:06.0

And I can't see going to a little 12-ounce package to feed 456 people.

1:13.0

And I'm not going to buy two of those 12-ounce packages just because you want to downsize and charge the same...

1:21.0

I sure like to reply, and I sure like you to go back to your 16-ounce package on your regular sausage,

1:28.0

because I'm not going to buy it otherwise I have rigged it.

1:30.0

I'll just have my own 12-ounce made like I used to, 30-something years ago.

1:35.0

It's not tasty as yours is, but it'll work.

1:38.0

Thank you 817.

1:40.0

Goodbye.

1:41.0

A little 12-ounce roll of sausage supposed to feed your brother and me and you 600 pounds of men,

1:49.0

at least, you get my point.

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