It's that time.

Lock and load.

Lock and load.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air. How you learn this here is Shirley Q Liquor? Well you know I I load up the Cadillac yesterday

and took all 19s of my children down there to the beach.

Oh, it was a long drive, and that Cadillac kept trying to short out on me,

sparking, you know, it don't like that heat no more than I do.

And we finally got down there and put on our swimming suits and them children just scattered, you know,

just 19 different directions. There they go. I say, Lord, I'm a blow a whistle at the

aisle and whoever show up in this car is getting to go home and the rest of

y'all on your own, okay? Because we have brought an ice chis with us, you know.

And well me and Watusis sat out there on our

blankets, you know, and we was drinking my own liquor

and she could say, let's bust that watermelon open I said all right now girl and we

went and got that thing and we didn't barely have a knife for it and we just had to

use our fingernails to get it started cracking.

And then she popped that thing, open that watermelon split in two, and blessed by the Lord,

I swear the face of Jesus was on that thing.

And I said, oh my goodness, you say, you see that? And she said, yes, I do. And

her mouth was just drooling. And she said, well, the Bible says, it's time for communion. I say, I know that's right,

honey, before you know, we lip locked down on the Lord. Yes, we had. It was good too. So thank you,

Jesus. Oh, you, Jesus.

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