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I just wanted to say to everyone out there I'm no longer

the mainlining acid or smoking PCP. It's official.

Now, you know the rest of the story.

Join. You like movies about gladiators?

What if your child get a mo, you fuck assholes?

Train, train, train. Take me on out of this narrow.

Train, train. No, take me on out of this narrow.

Your mother was a hamster and your father's smelt of elderberry.

How much you want to make a bet I can throw football over the mountain?

Yeah, good night, red momma. Give yourself a money.

But don't go need food.

What are you kidding? We got us some family here.

Good night, Ari.

Well, say lovey. Until tonight then, more and more. Bye.

To the phone lines, we go 71399 1000 713 999 1000.

Remember what dummies on the line in my system still reboot?

Well, you wonder what I just call her one. I don't need to know the name.

That's John Andy. Let's go to our busy phone lines.

All right, I tell you what, I'll go to the caller.

And when I go to you caller, you say, this is Michael Christianberry.

I'm 52 years old. I'm calling from Webster, Texas.

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