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My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw

Russia forever.

We begin bombing in five minutes.

If I get to liking someone, they ain't around all.

I notice when you get to disliken someone, they ain't around for long evening.

The car's got a lot of pickup.

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant.

It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks.

There's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas.

What do you say? Is it the new Blues Mobile or what?

Pick some cigarette lighter. I'd sure appreciate it, sir, if you could find it in your heart to hang him up by his neck until he was dead. Boy, that escalated quickly. I was just explaining your better half here that when we were tunneling out, we happened to hit the main sewer line. Dumb luck there. And we followed that to... You must it out of jail.

No, ma'am, we released her shaz on our own recognizant.

I'm going down in a place of glory.

Take me now.

We know the truth.

I'm going out

In a place

And Lord

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